30 Simple Facts That Will Blow Your Mind!


These 30 simple facts will blow your mind and make you question your existence, one single sentence at a time.

1 One day your parents put you down and never picked you up again. 2 Mars is the only known planet in our solar system solely inhabited by functioning robots. 3 You can make a human being, a real living person, completely by accident. 4 The word crisp starts at the back your mouth and ends at the front. 5 If you turn your underwear inside out and put them on, the whole universe is wearing your underwear except for you. 6 Everything you see is delayed. 7 100 years from now, Facebook is going to be full of dead people. 8 The oldest person in the world was born with a completely different set of humans inhabiting the planet. 9 The human brain is one of the most complex things known to man, according to the human brain. 10 We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behaviour. 11 There are more Juggalos than polar bears. 12 You're not stuck in traffic; you are the traffic. 13 Everything is or isn't pie. 14 If you don't reproduce you will break a chain of successful genetic transfer that is 3.6 billion years old. 15 You have never seen your face, only pictures and reflections. 16 Right now, you're the youngest you'll ever be, and you're the oldest you've ever been. 17 We compare our behind-the-scenes with everybody else's highlight reel. 18 Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. 19 Your right hand has never touched your right elbow, and your left hand has never touched your left elbow. 20 At some point you will be the next person on Earth to die. 21 People in cars cause accidents. Accidents in cars cause people. 22 If you started going north and didn't change direction, you would eventually end up going south. 23 Outer space is only an hours' drive away - if your car could drive straight up. 24 Your age is the number of times you've orbited around the sun. 25 If you looked at the earth 65 million light years away, you would see dinosaurs. 26 Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish and you will feed him for the rest of his life. 27 Every single choice you have ever made in your life has brought you to this exact moment, reading this exact sentence. 28 At this moment you have just as many Tour de France wins as Lance Armstrong. 29 The first person who plagiarized was original. 30 Every book you have read, assuming they are all written in English, is a collection of the same 26 letters in a different order.

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